Udit’s World

Just wanted to send a quick congratulations to my dear cousin Priyank for graduating this past weekend. Hats off to him for completing a computer science masters degree in 1 year and also handling teaching assistance duties. A whiz kid at the least, Priyank did really well this year and I wish him all the success for the future. It gives me even more satisfaction because I picked him up from the airport when he first landed and then to see him graduate and move on is a feeling of content.

We’ll be heading out to Indianapolis this coming weekend for the christmas break. Looking forward to the road trip and ofcourse visiting another cousin of mines - Rohit. We’ll come back mid- next week and then my sister and brother in law are flying down from CA to join us for new years. Its going to be fun times!

Women are complex creatures…..
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..